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I know you don’t have any good Halloween parties to go to this year, and even if you did have something half decent to go to, you don’t have anyone good to go with… Betas and slaves like you usually have lives that revolve around a woman way out of their caliber! (Goonig and spending!)

But that’s OK, I’m going to I help you have some fun this fall/Halloween season and get you that pretty little lady you’ve been aching for!

I don’t think it’s going to be an actual woman, per se, because I can’t think of any that would actually want you!

You’re going to have a pumpkin girlfriend this year and yes, you’ll even get to have sex with her! Can you believe it! you actually get to have sex for once!

Here’s what to do. BUY THIS DETAILED AND HUMILIATING ASSIGNMENT NOW AND FOLLOW ALL THE FUN FEMDOM INSTRUCTIONS…

THEY INCLUDE: PUBLIC HUMILIATION, ROMANCE, PUMPKIN SEX, KISSING AND LOSER LIFESTYLE FUN!

$17.99